Who loved the previews for Bachelor Pad tonight? Me!
Ali’s adventure around the globe continues and now we’re in Turkey with only 7 Bachelor’s left. We get a knock from Chris Harrison who says that Jessie is on the phone with news about one of the remaining suitors. Jessie? Really? Jessie the girl who didn’t speak a word on Jake’s season until the producers paid her to say Rozlyn was a slut? Hmm… seems real fishy. She just so happens to be BFF with Jessica, Justin’s girlfriend. Right. And it just so happens that pigs may fly today.
Jessie looks like typical white trash, no surprise there and of course the phone rings 6 times before she answers. She was obviously waiting with the camera crews for the phone to ring, maybe you could put some pep in your step. We’ve only got 2 hours here!
Jessica, Jessie’s new BFFAE, is pretty busted. She slightly resembles someone that could be related to Snookie. Which is bizarre because, click here. She explains to Ali how she let him go on the show to get famous and now that he has a second girlfriend, she’s pissed. What if he won? Girlfriend, check yourself. Who is the idiot here? YOU. You let your boyfriend of 2 years go on The Bachelor. That’s like Dan on Gossip Girl having a threesome with his best friend and girlfriend. BAD IDEA.
Ali immediately bugs out and goes to confront the guys. She gives Justin a piece of her mind while Roberto hugs her… points for Roberto there. Justin hobbles away and decides he’s going to pull out the ignore card. He also gives a big F.U. to Chris Harrison on his way out… Oh no you didn’t! No one messes with Harrison.
Clearly Justin is at fault because he would’ve stayed to defend his case. We watch a quick montage of Justin trampling through the Turkish Gardens, only to come back for some one-on-one time with Ali. Ali pretends she would have kept Kasey if she knew about Justin’s sitch (short for situation, thanks to The Situation). That’s a lie. Justin did you a favor there. Justin tries to defend himself by repeating NO! NO! NO! with his eyes simultaneously bulging out of his head, while fully rockin’ the Canadian accent. Goodbye Justin, you have been chopped.
Then we hear some voicemails. Pretty embarrassing for him. They’re real gay.
It’s now Ty’s turn for his one-on-one and the date card says “Let’s get steamy!” Do I smell a Turkish Bath coming on here? Does anyone from DG In-House Girls 07 remember when Jenny deemed my bathtub the Turkish Bath? And then put many many Hannah dolls in it? Anyone? Anyone? Oh well…
I’m not feeling much real chemistry between Ty and Ali. He’s a country boy and she’s a city girl. This bath house thing seems a little creepy in their matching plaid outfits. He’s got some random white cream on his shoulder and I’m feeling weird.
During dinner, I like Ty. He’s REALLY nice and seems pretty normal. But not for Ali. Or me. But he has hope in the dating world. He gets a rose
The guys are sitting around waiting for their next date card. Frank let’s us know that he wouldn’t date Craig personally. That’s good Frank, glad to know. The next one-on-one goes to Frank. Craig’s not going on a one-on-one and it’s more than obvious that he is going home.
Olive oil wrestling? Hook me up with some bread! Once the wrestling starts, I see why Frank wasn’t invited on this date. Clearly he would’ve been smushed to smithereens. The four boys are joined by big greasy Turkish dudes in leather pants… sounds like porn to me. This could get as dirty as Jillian and Mesnick in the hot tub, circa 2008.
Once we realize that there is a one-on-one possibility, we know that Craig is going to win. Regardless of his body being the least impressive, he pulls one out. Must be all that frat house practice he had back at Penn State.
Their date is real boring. No sparks and no kiss. We know he is going home.
Frank and Ali wander through the Turkish Spice Market, try on belly dancer outfits and giggle up a storm. Then they rug shop and buy a magic carpet. Little does Ali know, but Frank is planning on rubbing his magic genie bottle while singing A WHOLE NEW WORLD, and flying away to another land with Ali. Slick.
The dinner is a little strange. Frank starts talking about not being 100% sure and Ali is doubting someone falling in love with her back. Do I smell a foreshadow? Rose.
It’s rose ceremony time and I’m lovin’ Ali’s dress. I’ll have to go to Possessionista’s blog to see where she got it. Ali realizes that she is connecting with all of the guys except for one, so there is no need for a cocktail party. I think this is actually more cruel for the one guy. It’s like, Dude you are THAT bad tht she doesn’t even want to spend a little time to verify her non-feelings.
Craig leaves without a rose, but still maintains his class while saying good bye to Ali. He’s pretty shocked. We are not. He starts crying in the limo, and all I can think is… Take off your Mr. Potatohead frown and stick on a smile! It’s that simple.
Next week we’re off to Lisbon and if I didn’t read spoilers, I’d be real pissed with the amount of juice ABC gave away in the previews. Anyone else?
Who is your favorite? Will you miss Craig? What do you think happens next week?
Ali’s adventure around the globe continues and now we’re in Turkey with only 7 Bachelor’s left. We get a knock from Chris Harrison who says that Jessie is on the phone with news about one of the remaining suitors. Jessie? Really? Jessie the girl who didn’t speak a word on Jake’s season until the producers paid her to say Rozlyn was a slut? Hmm… seems real fishy. She just so happens to be BFF with Jessica, Justin’s girlfriend. Right. And it just so happens that pigs may fly today.
Jessie looks like typical white trash, no surprise there and of course the phone rings 6 times before she answers. She was obviously waiting with the camera crews for the phone to ring, maybe you could put some pep in your step. We’ve only got 2 hours here!
Jessica, Jessie’s new BFFAE, is pretty busted. She slightly resembles someone that could be related to Snookie. Which is bizarre because, click here. She explains to Ali how she let him go on the show to get famous and now that he has a second girlfriend, she’s pissed. What if he won? Girlfriend, check yourself. Who is the idiot here? YOU. You let your boyfriend of 2 years go on The Bachelor. That’s like Dan on Gossip Girl having a threesome with his best friend and girlfriend. BAD IDEA.
Ali immediately bugs out and goes to confront the guys. She gives Justin a piece of her mind while Roberto hugs her… points for Roberto there. Justin hobbles away and decides he’s going to pull out the ignore card. He also gives a big F.U. to Chris Harrison on his way out… Oh no you didn’t! No one messes with Harrison.
Clearly Justin is at fault because he would’ve stayed to defend his case. We watch a quick montage of Justin trampling through the Turkish Gardens, only to come back for some one-on-one time with Ali. Ali pretends she would have kept Kasey if she knew about Justin’s sitch (short for situation, thanks to The Situation). That’s a lie. Justin did you a favor there. Justin tries to defend himself by repeating NO! NO! NO! with his eyes simultaneously bulging out of his head, while fully rockin’ the Canadian accent. Goodbye Justin, you have been chopped.
Then we hear some voicemails. Pretty embarrassing for him. They’re real gay.
It’s now Ty’s turn for his one-on-one and the date card says “Let’s get steamy!” Do I smell a Turkish Bath coming on here? Does anyone from DG In-House Girls 07 remember when Jenny deemed my bathtub the Turkish Bath? And then put many many Hannah dolls in it? Anyone? Anyone? Oh well…
I’m not feeling much real chemistry between Ty and Ali. He’s a country boy and she’s a city girl. This bath house thing seems a little creepy in their matching plaid outfits. He’s got some random white cream on his shoulder and I’m feeling weird.
During dinner, I like Ty. He’s REALLY nice and seems pretty normal. But not for Ali. Or me. But he has hope in the dating world. He gets a rose
The guys are sitting around waiting for their next date card. Frank let’s us know that he wouldn’t date Craig personally. That’s good Frank, glad to know. The next one-on-one goes to Frank. Craig’s not going on a one-on-one and it’s more than obvious that he is going home.
Olive oil wrestling? Hook me up with some bread! Once the wrestling starts, I see why Frank wasn’t invited on this date. Clearly he would’ve been smushed to smithereens. The four boys are joined by big greasy Turkish dudes in leather pants… sounds like porn to me. This could get as dirty as Jillian and Mesnick in the hot tub, circa 2008.
Once we realize that there is a one-on-one possibility, we know that Craig is going to win. Regardless of his body being the least impressive, he pulls one out. Must be all that frat house practice he had back at Penn State.
Their date is real boring. No sparks and no kiss. We know he is going home.
Frank and Ali wander through the Turkish Spice Market, try on belly dancer outfits and giggle up a storm. Then they rug shop and buy a magic carpet. Little does Ali know, but Frank is planning on rubbing his magic genie bottle while singing A WHOLE NEW WORLD, and flying away to another land with Ali. Slick.
The dinner is a little strange. Frank starts talking about not being 100% sure and Ali is doubting someone falling in love with her back. Do I smell a foreshadow? Rose.
It’s rose ceremony time and I’m lovin’ Ali’s dress. I’ll have to go to Possessionista’s blog to see where she got it. Ali realizes that she is connecting with all of the guys except for one, so there is no need for a cocktail party. I think this is actually more cruel for the one guy. It’s like, Dude you are THAT bad tht she doesn’t even want to spend a little time to verify her non-feelings.
Craig leaves without a rose, but still maintains his class while saying good bye to Ali. He’s pretty shocked. We are not. He starts crying in the limo, and all I can think is… Take off your Mr. Potatohead frown and stick on a smile! It’s that simple.
Next week we’re off to Lisbon and if I didn’t read spoilers, I’d be real pissed with the amount of juice ABC gave away in the previews. Anyone else?
Who is your favorite? Will you miss Craig? What do you think happens next week?
You completely missed two things... 1. Ali has about 10 band aids on the back of her heels when she hobbles around in clogs in the Turkish bath. GROSS. 2. Ali walks around BAREFOOT when trying on the belly-dancer outfit. Major no-no.
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