The Bachelorette Contestants!

It’s finally May! And that means one thing – We’re so much closer to the premiere of The Bachelorette. Today, ABC announced the official cast and posted their photos, along with an entertaining Q & A from each contestant. Reality Steve has been releasing this information for a month, so I’ve been able to preview some of the gentlemen, but now we have their official headshots. Thank goodness!

For the full photos/Q&A - click here.

My assessments of the guys have nothing to do with how far they get this season or any spoilers that I’ve already seen. This is purely based on their photo and answers. Let’s break them down. Shall we?

My immediate takeaways:

Ames

A little weird looking, no?

He’s a banker from New York and works out with a trainer 6 days a week. He’s obviously loaded.

Anthony

I knew immediately that he was from New Jersey. Unfortunate.

Anthony is a butcher. I really hope he gets a hometown date.

Ben C.

Seems nice! He admits to having love handles. So do I. Unfortunately for him, Ashley doesn’t, so their romance might not work out.

Ben F.

Winemaker! Immediate favorite of mine. He must be cool.

Bentley

Facially, I like Bentley. What’s up with the shirt though? Maybe he farms?

Q: Describe your idea of the ultimate date? A: Visiting a new place with great views and a great temperature. *This sounds dirty.

Blake

He’s a dentist, so that was obviously set up.

When asked who he’d like to be for a day, Blake said Tiger Woods because he would like to be the best at something, and have unlimited funds for a day. Basically, Blake is a man slut.

Blake kind of reminds me of Kirk from Ali’s season.

Chris D.

Boring

Chris M.

What is the age limit for this show again? Chris M. looks like he’s 15.

He also thinks that he’ll be retired in 5 years, living on the beach. Yes, that’s likely.

Oh crap. I just read that Chris admires his mom the most because she had to raise two kids in a grain elevator with no money. Now I feel like a bad person.

Constantine

Constantine thought Brad was still going to be The Bachelor. He has a poodle, talks about his mom’s Thanksgiving dinner, and dressed up as Bruno for Halloween.

Frank

I think Frank and Constantine may end up finding love on this show – together. Frank has 2 Chihuahuas (Pierre and Sweet Georgia Brown!!) and from the looks of his unbuttoned shirt…. Oy.

Jeff

Likes wine and puppies. Big points.

Jon

From a first glance, he seems like a contender.

Then he continues to talk about how much he worships Arnold Schwarzenegger and considers himself blunt, loud, and opinionative. He’s going to be a huge douchebag.

JP

White rice. He won’t make it past Night 1.

Lucas

He’s way too buttoned up. He mentions spending time at his country club and talks about being a Conservative Republican. Hello, Jake Pavelka!

Matt

Besides getting his Bachelor of Science in Turf Grass Management, Matt seems decent.

Michael

The wildest thing that Michael’s ever done is gone streaking. Let me guess… It was up the quad and through the gymnasium?

Mickey

I wish his name wasn’t Mickey. He’s a Chef. He’s from New York. I don’t hate him!

Nick

Nick seems like a good ol’ boy from Florida. He loves his cowboy boots and was drafted into the MLB.

I have a feeling Nick is going to lack any substance to go along with those pearly whites.

Rob

Rob looks realllllly happy.

Ryan M.

Seems relatively normal.

Ryan P.

He built what is now one of the largest solar electricity companies in the U.S. – definitely loaded.

Stephen

I was just about to comment on how unfortunate Stephen’s haircut is. Then I noticed that he’s a hairdresser. Ironic!

Tim

Tim, you’re a liquor distributor. I suggest you start drinking heavily right now because when you see how awful your picture is… you will need that alcohol.

Tim also tried out for Elf on Broadway.

West

West seemed really boring and uninteresting until I read that he’d bring pizza, Mila Kunis, and a volleyball with him to a deserted island. Now I kind of respect him.

William

Not bad! I’m hoping because William claims he’d like to be doing stand-up comedy in five years that he’s at least funny.

Any Survivor fans out there? He looks like Marcus.

Okay, so what do you think? Who are your early favorites? Who looks like the biggest creeper? Leave me some feedback!