THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA SHARE WITH YA!

Okay, was this not the best finale ever?! Before we start, I’d like to give out a few superlatives:

Dumbest: We have a tie!

Jessie S – for going home with David after the finale aired, after acting like a hard ass AND voting for him.

Michelle – for acting like Tenley murdered your first born child. It was a rumor. Grow up!

Elizabeth – for trying to defend yourself against a guy that DOES NOT LIKE YOU on TV. You will not win this one.

Most Improved: Another tie!

Peyton – loving the new hair-do!

Krisily – looking hot, I must say.

Cutest Couple:

Wes & Gia – Maybe I’m a sucker for “Love Don’t Come Easy” but I’m loving them together. Maybe I have a girl crush on her. Who knows…

Best Line of the night:

Natalie, “That’s why I’m gonna share it with ya!”

On to the episode…

The Dancing With The Stars competition was boring. We all knew that Tenley was going to take the cake and it doesn’t surprise me that ABC made this the final challenge, since they love “Kip-Ten.”

The best part of the whole competition was Kovacs drooling over Edyta. Or maybe David “Man Code” Good dancing with Louis van Amstel. Or maybe watching Elizabeth poop her pants thinking that Edyta is hotter than her… which she is. She’s literally watching them dance, about to start foaming at the mouth. I feel like she’s about to turn into a werewolf. Maybe I should stop watching Twilight…

Oh wait! We can’t forget Louis comparing David and Natalie’s dance moves to doggy style. Classic! I wonder if he’ll use that this season with Margaret Cho…

One of the brainiacs says that “This is just like Dancing with the Stars!” Yes. Except that you’re in a driveway, there is no audience and you aren’t a star.

All of the dances were weird. Tenley and Kiptyn were clearly the best, but who wished she stopped saying, “Smile!” throughout the dance to Kip? Elizabeth and Jesse were pitiful. Their music sounded like something you’d listen while on hold for the dentist and Kovacs misses Edyta. Dave & Natalie look fun, but there isn’t much talent. Although Judge Jake thinks they tried “dang hard.” Oh man, I wish I blogged Jake’s season. Talk about content!

Kip-Ten wins (I can’t believe I just endorsed that name) and Elizabeth is sad that her fairytale is going to end. Maybe next time she’ll learn that this show is about money, not love. Jesse tries the whole, “Vote for us, we suck!” tactic, but nope.

Goodbye Kovacs & Elizabeth!

LIVE FINALE!

I think everyone went about 3 shades too dark in the spray tan booth, right? Or is my screen just heavy on the orange this week?

Quick thoughts: Melissa’s dress is quite va-va-voom… But I’ve gotta give it to her – She looks awesome for a few months pregnant. Not feeling her ponytail though… Gia looks hot as usual. Elizabeth, SERIOUS improvement with the hair color. Now let’s hope it fades a bit.

Elizabeth – Note to self: When you’re trying to act like you’ve moved on from someone, don’t throw out the, “If anyone wants to date a player” comment… It makes you look pathetic. Especially when he doesn’t seem to care.

Who is LOVING Gia and Wes and their kiss session? Me!

Once again, Jessie S. is deciding to come out of the woodwork and be chatty. First, she goes off on a rampage about Dave. Then, she went home with him after the finale. Classy!

I’m so over the Nikki-Kiptyn saga. Yes, Nikki, you saved him. But so did Tenley technically. It’s a game. Pipe down.

Why are Chris and Melissa standing behind these creepy podiums?

We then hear why everyone should get $250k. Pretty normal responses, assisted by some comments from the peanut gallery. Excuse me Gwen? You’d like to admit that you’re 39 now? I thought it was pretty cool of Dave to be honest with her. David: "If you're in your 30's and on a reality dating show, it's ____." Let's all help David fill in the awkward blank. *Desperate *Sad *Pathetic *Creepy *Weird *Unfortunate *Silly

I think that Kiptyn would have had a much better chance if he wasn’t with Tenley.

Time for votes! (And my commentary)

Craig M – Kiptyn & Tenley

Weatherman – Kiptyn & Tenley

Jessie S. – David & Natalie (She’s looking to hook-up with Dave.)

Krisily – David & Natalie (She’s looking to hook-up with Dave.)

Peyton – David & Natalie (All thanks to Natalie being her friend when Peyton felt like an outcast)

Jesse B – David & Natalie

Juan – Kiptyn & Tenley (He’s proving a man-code point that he will not ever endorse David.)

Gwen – Kiptyn & Tenley (She’s bitter that Dave called her desperate.)

Ashley – David & Natalie

Michelle – David & Natalie (Psycho.)

Nikki – David & Natalie (Karma’s a bitch, Kip!)

Wes – I GOT YA BROTHER. (Runner up for best line of the night… Did anyone else get a little emotional?)

Kovacs comes in for the hug… This is fabulous! I’m giddy. I’ll assume that Gia, Elizabeth and Kovacs all voted for David & Natalie also.

Once Harrison talks about the next steps and announces the possibility of the rejects getting money, Juan and Weatherman insta-hug. Seriously?! What could be creepier?

Natalie & Dave contemplate. Then we get our happy ending, with Natalie saying, “THAT’S WHY I'M GONNA SHARE WITH YA!”

Okay, who is going to miss this show SO much? Who would you have voted for? What show should I blog next? We have a few months until the next Bachelor, so send some suggestions! Thanks for reading!