I think it was pretty obvious from the beginning that Wes was going home. He basically committed PAD suicide by defending Gia’s honor once she was gone. Give it up! To gather his thoughts and re-compose, Wes takes a dip in the hot tub in his briefs. Everytime we see people like Gwen or Ashley, I can’t help but wonder why they’re still there. White rice… they bring nothing to the table.
Time for the cruel survey. Tenley obviously cries while filling it out. She really pushes the annoying envelope this episode. This game was harsh, but I think it could’ve been worse. Like – Most likely to have an STD, Most likely to sleep with your boyfriend/girlfriend, Ugliest, etc.
Natalie is hysterical. She was honored when she thought she was being voted dumbest, but then devastated when she got “always a bridesmaid, never a bride.” Basically she got voted “Biggest Flirt.” It’s not the end of the world. I was “Biggest Flirt” in my 8th grade superlatives! I actually thought Nikki was going to get that one and have a mental breakdown.
Elizabeth was voted the most shallow, but no worries because she doesn’t even know what shallow means. Idiot. And her boob job is pretty bad. Kovacs should have sucked it up and been honest. At least they’d both be safe!
Tenley and Jesse B. win and they each get a one-on-one date. It’s obvious who they’re going to pick, so the rest of the episode was pretty boring. Too similar to the Bachelor/Bachelorette.
Back inside, the girls are all crying and freaking out about the game. Momma Gwen comforts Natalie and Kovacs realizes that he loves Elizabeth. Dave is sitting on the couch wondering how he can used his “Most Crushed On” status to dominate the game. I’m sure the girls that didn’t have their names written at all feel really awkward at this point.
Prince Charming and Cinderella leave for their date and we learn it’s Kip’s first helicopter ride. WHAT?! How is this possible? He was on the Bachelorette! Tenley keeps using cheesy terms like “leap of faith” and she’s losing any hope I had for her rapidly. Her energy is overwhelming. I feel like I’m playing CandyLand or something. The date is boring. They tell each other that they have crushes on each other. The end.
Jesse and Peyton’s date was much funnier. Peyton introduces Jesse to a martini. We knew that he was going to be wasted and it’s all downhill from there. Jesse chugs it and starts pig-fest 2010. Peyton is upset that he’s acting like this – Hello! Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten him so drunk. No love going on for these two tonight.
At the rose ceremony, David and Kovacs are at the mercy of Kiptyn, because if it’s a tie, he’ll be the swing vote and vote out Elizabeth. They flip their vote and screw Krisily.
Next week looks pretty entertaining, and I have a good idea of what is going to happen.
Tell me – Who would you give the 250k to? Are you rooting for the couples or the loners?
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