Monday, September 6, 2010

Let's go on a rocketship!

In the words of Chris Harrison, “Everything is about to change.” He definitely says this once each season. All of the girls get nervous. Elizabeth is worried that she may have to leave Kovacs. How about the money!? Get your head in the game.


The girls get all decked out for their daytime challenge. Someone must have told them it wasn’t a pie eating contest. The “single” girls must feel pretty stupid for being anti-couples. This is a no brainer.


Nikki… You really think Kiptyn will pick you? Tenley saved him just as much as you did. I wish the guys wouldn’t pretend they might not pick their girlfriends. It’s wasting my time.


Ashley, Nikki and Gwen leave heartbroken. They didn’t find love or money. Maybe you shouldn’t have jumped on the “Bash Couples Fest 2010” train.


Time for the first couples challenge. Everyone is strategizing.


Natalie hopes it’s a swimming race – haha.


Elizabeth and Jesse brainstorm and see who knows more about each other. REMIND ME WHY ELIZABETH DIDN’T WIN “MOST DUMB” !??! She takes memory pills.


We hear Tenley talk about being in love and fairy princesses. Kip-Ten… I have no words.


Jesse is picking an ingrown hair with a screw.


This challenge was really lame and boring. Luckily, my favorite couple wins. The orange team (P&J) are probably going home and Peyton is blaming it on herself.


Natalie and David await their date card. Tenley suspects they’ll be going in a rocket. Tenley, I would like to shoot you into outerspace in a rocketship throughout this entire episode. Stop eating so much candy and get off the happy train. You’re driving me crazy!


Elizabeth and Jesse spot the Lamborghini in the driveway and decide to “christen” it. Does anyone wonder if Elizabeth watches the show with her parents? Her dad must be proud!


Dave and Natalie start their drive on the PCH. How much more likeable is Dave this season!?! They bond over some sushi and sake, and we get to see the softer side of Dave. I loved hearing what they’d each do with their money and how appreciate Natalie is of her parents.


They talk strategy and Dave makes it clear that he can beat Kovacs at ANYTHING. He only played baseball in college. Dave played everything else.


Back at the PAD, Elizabeth and Jesse sneak off into the fantasy suite. Again – Your. Parents. Would. Be. Proud. Elizabeth annoys Kovacs and keeps telling him that she wants romance. Um, hello! He brought chocolate and champagne. That’s pretty romantic for the Bachelor.


Tenley knows they’re doing it because she went upstairs and it “smelled good.” EW! Wouldn’t it smell bad? T.M.I.


The rose ceremony is interesting and truthfully, I wasn’t sure which way it would go. I thought that it might even come down to a tie, but in the end, Peyton and Jesse got the boot. Natalie and Tenley made the right move, because they need their partners trust.


I’m also not sure I think Elizabeth and Jesse are such a threat. They know a lot about each other, but that is it. They haven’t won anything yet. If I were playing, I’d get rid of Tenley and Kiptyn because they’re likeable. Don’t these people watch Survivor?


Who is your pick to win? I’m rooting for Dave and Natalie.

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